SLOTH

"Sloth you are"

Said the Priest.

''You are sinful''.

Numb I sat

Staring bleak

'I thought that shits cool!!'

"Work is life"

He said,

"You should know"

Wait a minute!

I wondered,

No one's told me so.

"You should pay"

He demanded,

"With ambition and diligence.”

OK Boss!

I said,

"Let's just talk sense."

"Father!"

He prayed,

"What the hell is wrong with this chap?"

"Is it just me

Or some

Ungodly mishap?"

The Lord

Didn't answer,

But I did.

I told him

A story

Of when I was a kid.

He carefully

Listened,

As I spoke with frailty.

And hugged me

In the end,

Saying,"You're not guilty!"

It left me baffled;

Is this

My redemption?

"No!"

Someone shouted,

"It's more of a half drunk situation."